This week...that awkward moment where Holmes is smug over a pair of severed ears.

DISCUSS.

( I should not have intruded it upon your attention had you not shown some incredulity the other day. )

Baker Street Readers, lend me your ears.

All right, I'm done. Seriously, though, keep your ears covered while you read The Adventure of the Cardboard Box. Bad things might happen to them if you don't. *cue Twilight Zone theme*